By: | Updated: 06/27/2017

Besides humor, a happy marriage requires complete harmony in a sexual relationship, so learn how to make him want you. When the time passes, it is not so easy to surprise each other when it comes to intimacy, and some tips might be helpful.

Quotes about Married Life

Real-Life Hilarious Quotes about Married Life

My husband is home sick from work today and it’s like having one thousand babies. – Sarah (est.1975)

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Real-Life Hilarious Quotes about Married Life

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck

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Real-Life Hilarious Quotes about Married Life

“Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn’t wanna share.” – Valerie

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Real-Life Hilarious Quotes about Married Life

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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Real-Life Hilarious Quotes about Married Life

Today is my wife’s birthday. What’s the perfect gift for the woman who would never date me if she had just met me now? – Marc Williams

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Real-Life Hilarious Quotes about Married Life

My husband is on the roof – only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life. – Stella G. Maddox

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Real-Life Hilarious Quotes about Married Life

My husband still talks about that one time he loaded the dishwasher correctly like it’s going to get our kids into Harvard. – Momma Unfiltered

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Real-Life Hilarious Quotes about Married Life

Sorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband. – Housy Wife

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